dood you fucking rule...i don't know exactly how i came across your page but I've put it one my "favorite places" list and come back every now and again to check up on whose making a complete ass of them selves i get those losers all the time and as soon as you get the a/s/l pop up on the thing you know your in for it... there are so many retards out there in cyberspace!!! well i just thought you might like to know that i get the biggest kick out of your page and i thought you might get a little kick out of that. you are stellar ... keep talking to dorks for me
Toby THeeko

Somehow i wandered across Critter's Home Page. Not sure what i was searching for, but found something i think appeals to me. I am a new online, for 4 mos, and have hated the a/s/l/pics requests, and like what you are doing. Stay well and updated. Won't try and become a posted. Morons really do deserve the treatment they bring on themselves for either idiocy or lack of foresight, which thanks to you can quickly become hindsight.
Mortis.

hello... i just wanted to tell you that your page dedicated to morons is awsome:) i get im's like that almost all the time...so this is great:) i also have a page of my own dedicated to stories about dealing with the public and stupidity in general. if you have a story you would like share i would love to put it up on my page. if you would like to see the page the address is as follows: jstheavnly thank you for your time:) your page is great:)
jstheavnly:)

HI~ I didn't want to bother you while you were online....but I have to say your web page is Fabulous. The "morons" page. Somehow thank you doesn't seem like enough...but thanks for getting some revenge for the women screwed over by jerks on AOL. Thanks again. And GOOD LUCK.
K~

Let's face it... AOL is packed with idiots. It's a disturbing thought, however, when you picture these people from wherever their typing. It's enough to make you sick. ANYWAY... I read your site, and yes, I am a guy. Sometimes I hate to say that, especially after reading these stupid IM's. But can I say this... not all of us are pathetic perverts. This email is boring the hell out of you, huh? Do you want a pic? HA HA! sorry. It's the AOL pervert in me. It's in all of us. Keep that in mind when these pathetic gasbags IM you.
Sousa2345- "Sousa"

Let me congratulate your sharp wit and intellect. Your link was sent to me by a person who has a sense of humor akin to mine. I spent some time on AOL myself, and have been on the internet since before it was popular. Have had my share of "mosquito" idiots over the past few years (you know the type, you swat at them, and they just keep buzzing at you). Always wished someone would get back at them. Lucky for me, I had some time to kill and was able to browse through some of the messages you have posted on your "Moron's" page. I can say that I now feel vindicated. I can also say that "Humor Today" is sorely missing you as a correspondent!

Thank you for a welcome laugh. Loved it. Is "keep up the good work" an appropriate comment?
Carrie Ann

Thank You

Thank you for posting the moron scrolls. They deserve it -- every bit. Now if we could only get some national exposure. Kam

P.S. I was sorry that I didn't catch you with your camera on. Looks like you've been off for a while. I just bought one, so I'm checkin' out other people's stuff.

i LOVE your site, but im surprised that aol hasn't taken it down yet, considering its on the aol server. aol is so retarded, if they say the word "dick" or "pusy" in the screen names on ur page, it'd be gone. but good job!

hey, I visited your webpage earlier. i signed your guestbook. it's pretty cool. all the people on AOL are all idiots & if they need to get off that bad that they have to do it over a computer there's something wrong with them. & it's funny as hell to go onto your site & read what these people are sayin...question, do they know that they're on your site? cuz if they do that's even better cuz now they really must feel like freaks. & what you did to that Lonnie guy...that's the best how u gave directions to his house & everything. ok i'm done babbling now. just wanted to tell you what I thought of your website.
c-ya later ~Bryce

You totally crack me up. This is the funniest web page I have ever seen. Like the rest of the feed backs I saw I am not sure how I got here but I am sure glad I did. There are a lot of Morons out there who in their pig heads think that the only reason that a girl would post a profile is to be hit on. Infact most people who have posted a profile have done so only so that old friends might have a chance to find them. It is because of people like this that I have not posted my profile and will have to seek out my old friends instead of them seeking me. I have emailed some of my friends your web address. Keep up the good work. Even if only a small percentage of the men who do this idiotic thing get the picture you have made the internet world that much less iritating. So I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Keep up the good work. As for those people who bother to send you negitive feed back If they do not commit this type of wrong doing they have nothing to complain about.

hello, I just found your web-site and I want to say i love it! I get so many ims from people and half the time I cant think of a good come back but after looking at your site I think I can come back with some good ones! Thanks! Eileen

Okay. Well - I love sites like this. I work online all the time as well and I'm so tired of idiots spamming me with useless information and wanting to have desperate relationships with complete strangers, as if this were so kind of wanton telepersonals....

Your site is absolutely needed, but I can see how some horny desperate guys would seek out your online company. If that IS your picture! ha ha ha Aggression is the basis of all great humor, and you have plenty of that!

Morons Page

Brilliant. I almost dropped AOL because of those incessant e-mails that are so ridiculous, but I may just see them in a different light thanks to you (after six years).

I found your site as a link from www.weirdlinks.com as recommended in Time Out magazine, and I am glad I did.

I've bookmarked your page for future viewing. Can I vote more than once, if I return and read others?

Thanks again, Joe

I just have to tell you that I found your morons site this morning. I don't think that I've ever laughed so hard at a website. Gives an unusual perspective as to what online women have to put up with from aol. Ouch. You are funny as hell. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it. Brett R. Cabeca Pilot Training Analyst FlightSafety

Christine,
   Work was incredibly slow today and I happened upon your site. It kept me entertained for the better part of the day. I become very disappointed in the male half of the species regularly, and your site demonstrates a crowning achievement in moronic male behavior.
    I think what I found funniest is when they would make a comment about you not enjoying sex, and you'd say "This is sex to you?" That is actually quite an insight on the characters of these people. To them, it is sex. Or as close as they usually get.
    I get a lot of IM's because of the profession I'm in, and because I have not removed it from my profile. I found it easier to shut off my IMs. But what you do with your random IMs is much, much more entertaining.
     So I thank you for your quick wit, your time spent annoying these bastards, and for sharing it with the rest of us.
Take care.
Sincerely,
Scott Muller

I like your web site

I just stumbled across this and love it. It's about time someone put the morons in public view. Many of my own morons have bugged me to no end and my blocked list is growing bigger all the time. Maybe I should start a moron site. They think they can get away with this mess just because they aren't facing someone in person. But even so it is still offensive!!!!!!!!!!! Good Luck to your cause :o) Cathy

Too funny.... I laughed a lot

Jerry

LOL on your IM page of reviews, has been awhile since I laughed so hard and long about the gullibility of people and the outrageousness of their resquests/suggestions. Did not have enough time to read all of them but will be sure to let a few friends know what you have made available. Keep up the good work.

Just wanted to say thanks from the bottom of my heart for your site. It's gotta be one of the best ones I've seen in a long time. Obviously you get a lot of email telling you about it, but I wanted to send you one more for the heck of it. Your site gets viewed at my work on a constant basis and it provides a much needed uplift on the job. We found it when we were just trying different keywords and we hit on KW: Moron. It just so happened that you were the first site pulled by the AOL search, and the rest is history. I hope you keep adding more to it so we can help you poke fun of them at work. Anyway I just wanted to say thanks again, you've got a fantastic site!!

Rich

damn...and here i thought i had an original idea going...but looks like you beat me to the punch. but i must say you have a GREAT page going. its so fun harassing the feeble little morons isnt it...? i wish i could share some of MY escapades with the patrons of your page, but oh well. keep up the great work...!!!

I just stumbled across your page at work (Shhh...against policy) and would have to say...."Go girl"....this has got to be the best page on the web. I love it. I really need to get my home PC fixed so I can read it all.

Thanks for making an ordinary work day/night fun! I work at home and I always keep one of my puters online, for biz purposes and entertainment. I got sick of working and stumbled across yer site, I gotta tell ya, I never laughed so hard in years! I've been on AOL since '94 and I thought that I've seen all the Boneheads in chat rooms, never-had-a-clue postings or complete looser IM's, boy was I wrong! It's a strange world, keep up the good work of making fun of these Pillars to society.

Sincerely,

My ribs still hurt.....Wiz..

Hello,
Oh man, I love your site. However moronic behaviour probabely won't end do to your postings, but hey, I laughed my ass off reading the IMs. Keep it up. -John

All I can say is that you are doing a fantastic good, I love the site and I love your sarcasm...kinda reminds me of myself, Keep up the good work

Even though i dont have AOL anymore I still find ur sign da bomb. I think they deserve what they get, i mean if they are going to talk that way etc... its their own fault... anywayz keep those morons coming.

jeff

this has to be one of the funniest sites on the web. I think it is hilarious what dumbasses some people are and you are good at bringing that out. keep it up!!

Matt Potter

I can't stop laughing at these. Although, I am a man and almost every woman I have dated says I am sexist. Still, I must say, it must hurt to be in the mental state that these guys are.

Pretty decent site girl. Keep going!

Regards

KK5000

Hi, I just want to say I LOOOVVEEE the page, It kept me busy for more then 2 hours, I guess you can tell Im a slow reader! No, Im not really.. But It was very nice, Just dont make fun o' me because Im a gurlie and Im not asking for sex, If you want someday, I'll try and submit some of my own morons. Thanks! Bye! - H o p e

Hi NetCritter----I'm still laughing my ass off!!! I was sitting at my computer thinking about an incident that happened to me today and just quietly saying "Moron" to myself. My son heard me and asked me who I was talking to. I went on to explain to him that there are morons all over, even on the net! Hit keyword, typed in morons and I havent stopped laughing since. You have a terrific sense of humor! Keep it up 'cos I'll definitely need you on my next bad day!!

Lisa

Hey, a friend of mine sent me a link to your site and I loved it! You crack me up! AOL needs someone like you to keep those idiots in line. Keep up the great work, Critter!

- Liz

Critter,
I want to thank you for the best laugh I have had in a long time and I have small children!!!! Hehehehe....and you, being a mom, know what I mean about kids having done funny things all the time, but this just took the cake. The morons Frosty and JK54....OMG.....I thought I was gonna bust a gut laughing at your comments to them. ^5 girl.....there are sooo many IM's I wish I would have sent for your page.....now that I know....you'll be receiving many IM's from me for your page....LOL. And again....thanks for the wonderful laughs and your humor is just great......don't ever delete the page....it is in my favorites now!!!
Thanks again,
Teri

hello, i was just surfing sites and i came across yours, and i just wanted to tell you that yours is really cool! i was reading your 'morons' page and MAN was that funny, unfortunately there are really people out there like that! haha that page is an awesome idea, see i'm going to do my own webcam site, i'm taking a course for web-design and i was looking at different sites to see how everyone did theirs, to get an idea of what people are about...i read your good and bad feedback page too...you let 'em have it if they hassle ya! go girl! see, you remind me of my girlfriend in that you don't take any shit from anybody, and why should you, right?! if my girl had a site like this, i know she would do the same thing as you, and i hope to hell she would! i check every now and then to see what you've added, and i hope you add ALOT more morons, cause those are REAL gut-busters, HAHAHA people can be such idiots lol oh btw my names shaun...and now you have another fan of your site, hope that doesn't weird you out...its just really nice to know that there are other 'attached' people out there, who wouldn't even dream of messing around with people online! well keep up the fun you're having with your site, and maybe we'll chat sometime, i think it would be really fun to have some fun with those morons LOL take care of yourself, hope to hear from you soon. shaun

I am sooo sick of stupid people ... this has nothing to to do with education ....I am talking about common sense...where has it gone???????

I am a young man but this shit is driving me insane ....people are idiots today.....and agian this has nothing to do with anything of age or cultural difference...just common sense ....what has happened to just going " this is not a good Idea?"...it is a frustration of living in this ant farm......thanks for letting me vent.....

David Allgood Memphis TN.

Wicked site, Critter. Keep those losers comin'. Been a long, long time since I was on the BBS thing chattin' and it's "nice" to know some things never change.

LOL,
Kosmos

I sent the following letter to Jimbob6181, he is a fucking riot. I just don't see how people that stupid make it.

I am writing in regards to the website that I saw that labeled you a moron by netcritter. Her website is in violation of Article IV of the National Right to Internet Privacy; you might want to consider suing her in federal courts, because you are not a moron. In all honesty, you are a complete fucking idiot! And I feel sorry for you dumbass, how do you make it own your own?

I stumbled accross your morons site in a strange way. Have you ever been bored enough to randomly pick a word, enter in the search engine and see what you get? I did using the word "creeps", and I got your morons page. It is great! I used to have IM but the thing drove me crazy, so I trashed it. You are a very playfull sly gal, keep up the good work, and cute too!

bye G

I just had the best time reading the "Morons" page... Outstanding...!!!! I found it by accident (surfing....). Though I spent more time reading the submissions than I would normally, it was well worth it...

Very cool... Thx

Damn girl.... You make me utterly proud. I can't stop visiting your website. LOL

Well, i do have to say, i am rather impressed. At times, I will log in under my wife's screen name and morons just like the ones you get im me. Sometimes I will toy with them. Other times I tell them to either leave me alone or they will be reported to AOL as harassers. When I came across your Moron Page, I just had to check it out. Very clever to post the idiots just as they are. Two thumbs up to you and the "MORON PAGE". If I get any in the future, I will send them to you. I am a big ball buster and I usually get them so pissed, they leave with me saying " awh, what's the matter? Cannot handle some one bothering you!" Have a good day or evening ( which ever the case may be ).

Spyder13x085

If only all the world could see what a waste of technology, time, and oxygen most people can incure in todays "modern" world... If only entertainment like this were on television... hehehahah.... oh this site is neeeeeat.... keep it up Netcritter

AMY IN CT

i just wanted to say that your site is fantastic..its about time someone aknowledges the complete garbage on the internet..your moron page is a classic...unbelieveable what some people will do for a thrill...keep up the good work!!...

wow you still fucking rock

heheh its me again. Toby THeeko. <—duh like you didnt get that from my e-mail address! so i just have to tell you. you still are the goddes of kicking morons in their fat lying asses!! If only we could ship them off to a little seprate island somewhere? wait then what would we do for entertainment?? well I defenatly think that you rule all hell and that as soon as i figure out more about html and get my web site going. i'd like to add a link to your web page...if thats ok with you. of course it will be apropriatly labled "One Of The Gnarliest Chicks In The Universe" well have a good one. if i remember ill keep some of the idiots that IM me!!

later toby

Awesome Toby, add a link!

Kick some ass

Hey Net Critter I've just read the majority of the morons who've bothered you and I seriously need to go lie down. My jaw hurts from laughing so much. On a more serious note - The World needs more people like you who give morons the finger, and there's nothing like a little public humiliation to make a moron pay attention to their 'stupidity'. We could probably analyze the way you flame them as some sort of post-modernist feminist stance against stupid patriarchial values on the Internet, but that's going too far. You go, and keep on going.

Respect
Shane Hyde

Heya Netcritter, I checked out your morons page, it was a link in one of my emails. and i must say, i got a few laughs :) the site is cool and definitly shows there are some real clowns out there. keep up the good work and thanks for sharing such an awesome site!

take care,
Kyzen

How I found you I am not sure. A friend told me to check out ernies h.o.w.a So I did and i found u. Pretty cool site, I like what your all about. Keep up the good work

Edge.
Male 32 in Toronto Canada. ;-)

Just wanted to say I love the morons thing. I spent over an hour reading them. I thought that was one of the most clever ideas I have seen and it also shows what kind of idiots are out there. (and also alot of people can't spell!) That's all.

Dan

Your Morons Files

Thanks - I've had a good laugh at some of your exchanges. How clever of you to keep them. I've been guilty of leading similar jerks along, racists and homophobes mainly. It's great getting them to think your of a like mind then ridiculing them when they open up and spill their nasty guts. Good therapy for me, anyway. Keep it up.

P.S. Nice wee kid

Yeah, he's a cute kid, but he isn't mine!

Found your site by accident and read some of the moron posts. thanks for a good laugh it makes one wonder sometimes. have a good day.

Jon