If you're easily offended, have no sense of humor, or have objections to strong language...

I invite you to leave now.

Otherwise...

Since I get so many weird messages being on AOL, ICQ, MySpace, etc., I thought it would be fun to post a few of the more outrageous ones.

Chances are you've met a few oddballs if you've been online long enough. I know I have! I've been emailed and IM'd from horny guys looking for a quick hookup to bored people who think my only purpose in life is to entertain them. Now, their job is to entertain you! Or not. Some entries are funny, some are stupid. Some are damned long and others could have been longer. Whatever they are, they're here for you read, comment on, laugh at, whatever.

Enjoy...

Please Note:

• I am not a blonde, (well not always!) I just play one online.
• I am *NOT* a racist.
• I don't care what religion someone belongs to. If it seems like I do, then that's just too damn bad.
• I never initiate racially motivated or religious conversations. When people IM me out of the blue and act like a complete nincompoop, I will toy with them to my little hearts content, regardless of subject matter!
• I seldom, if ever, initiated any of these conversations. The exceptions would be to the people I personally know.
• I was not always the person typing while signed on under one of my screen names on AOL. Sometimes a roommate or co-worker would join in for shits 'n giggles.