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By NetCritter (on 1/13/2008 @ 19:51:32, in People we know..., read 99 times)
DncingStck: What's up?
DncingStck: Hey that Dreamweaver Kicks ass!!!
NetCritter: sure
DncingStck: OH hey, I just changed the site a little tell me what you think of the home page.
NetCritter: i'll look in a few minutes
NetCritter: mine looks better ; )
NetCritter: you've got silly balls all over the place
DncingStck: Still?
DncingStck: I fixed that I think
NetCritter: yeah, alignment is off. and you wouldnt believe how messy you had the code. i cleaned the fuck out of it
NetCritter: a wysiwyg program in your hands is a dangerous thing... ; )
DncingStck: Did you just look
DncingStck: The balls should be aligned now!
NetCritter: no they're not
DncingStck: how can they not, I have them sitting in the same box as the letters!
DncingStck: words
DncingStck: Are you looking at it right now?
NetCritter: cause you don't know what youre doing
DncingStck: Does it still say best viewed through Netscape at the top?
NetCritter: you're relying on a program and you have to know what youre doing to make it work right. you have to know how to edit the code
NetCritter: no it doesnt
NetCritter: what's this free sex show crap?
DncingStck: WHAT"?
NetCritter: that's what i said
DncingStck: Where there hell does it say that? Cuz it sure as hell doesn't say that on my comp!
NetCritter: on top, above the stick dood
DncingStck: Which stick dood?
NetCritter: on the left. big ass ani banner
DncingStck: Not even close!
NetCritter: your page is in a frame somehow. that banner is on top left
DncingStck: No way!
DncingStck: It can't be
DncingStck: It's not showing up on my comp
NetCritter: you're probly cacheing, i havent looked in months from here. wtf?
DncingStck: Ummmmm, It's not even showing in IE 5
NetCritter: what isnt?
DncingStck: and I don't ever use IE5
NetCritter: do you use aol?
DncingStck: The sex banner nerd
DncingStck: Nope!
NetCritter: that's weird. it's like 60x240
DncingStck: I think you are looking at the wrong page lady!
DncingStck: There's no way it's on there!
NetCritter: nope, cause i see your silly balls on here
NetCritter: it's not ON it, your page is IN the frame.
DncingStck: There are no balls anywhere now!
DncingStck: So HA
NetCritter: yes there are, i just refreshed
DncingStck: Copy page and mail it to me so I can see it!
NetCritter: bunch of green ones and 2 red ones
NetCritter: it's a frame, it's external from your site
DncingStck: Fucking hell, it shouldn't be there! If it's there it's a total fuck up!!! I only changed the fonts and added a new line
NetCritter: and do you think you could use a bigger font? that guy down the hall can't quite seem to make out what it's saying
DncingStck: Are you loony, They are set at 2
NetCritter: and bold
DncingStck: You like it admit it!
NetCritter: whatever
DncingStck: I want a copied screen!
DncingStck: send it to me!
NetCritter: man, that takes forever. (Meanwhile, I proceed to do a mock up of the screen shot I took )
DncingStck: Cuz it's sure as hell not on me, I changed the font size and Fonts altogether.
DncingStck: I even changed the style of the menu bar on the bottom of the page!
NetCritter: hang on hang on
DncingStck: Yep, So did you see the page now?
NetCritter: i just sent you mail
NetCritter: looks the same
DncingStck: No mail yet
DncingStck: And it shouldn't
NetCritter: k
DncingStck: Got it

NetCritter: k
DncingStck: WTF? No way!
NetCritter: dood, way!
NetCritter: i told ya
DncingStck: There is no way I did that!
NetCritter: i didn't say you did. better have a chat with Doc.
DncingStck: Why would he have done that?
DncingStck: It couldn't be in my cache anyway
NetCritter: i didnt say he did it either
DncingStck: I just put on a whole new Netscape, I have all nwe software.
DncingStck: Hold on
DncingStck: I'm trying another computer
NetCritter: really? like that matters
DncingStck: It matters if it's on my site!
DncingStck: You know, I think, I have a gut feeling you are just fucking with me!!!! butthead!!!
DncingStck: HAHAH
NetCritter: beerbelly feeling?
NetCritter: fatso
NetCritter: i showed you the screenshot
DncingStck: I can do that too thoufh
DncingStck: though
NetCritter: thoufh?
NetCritter: i'm serious, someone is loading your site through their frameset
DncingStck: and besides, It's not coming up anywhere else
NetCritter: well it's coming up here
DncingStck: Someone is loading up there framesight?
DncingStck: I wonder....... Hummmm
NetCritter: you can call a remotely hosted page from within a frame
DncingStck: How would they have done that though?
NetCritter: i dunno
DncingStck: Is it only through AOL?
NetCritter: i'm not very familiar with frames, could be a script somewhere.
NetCritter: screwey dns maybe
DncingStck: It's not coming up on IE or NET
DncingStck: and I can't get it to come up on AOL NetCritter: it came up in ie for me, i dont use ns here
DncingStck: Let me try one more thing here.
NetCritter: ok
DncingStck: try it now
NetCritter: k
NetCritter: well the balls are aligned but that's the only dif. i even closed out IE
DncingStck: Is that banner still showing though?
NetCritter: yeah but the simpsons one changed, it's being rotated out
DncingStck: It might be in your IE program to allow banners in, Cuz Dad doesn't see it on his comp, at work , I don't see it on any of my comps here iether
NetCritter: some "Your Internet Connection isn't Optimized" or some shit.
NetCritter: banners, theres no option to NOT allow them
DncingStck: No idea
DncingStck: Who knows..... but we don't get it anywhere.
DncingStck: on this end
DncingStck: or pops work or home comps!
DncingStck: WHO KNOWS?
NetCritter: hmmm, well look somewhere out side of the house then.
DncingStck: oops sorry
DncingStck: It is, Dads work comp
NetCritter: IT'S OK, I'LL FORGIVE YA
DncingStck: hehehe
DncingStck: He has PC anywhere
NetCritter: no, i mean not on the ISDN behind the firewall
NetCritter: so
DncingStck: it's not showing on his comp at work
NetCritter: same ISDN connection
DncingStck: Hummm
NetCritter: might be filtering
DncingStck: Well that'll piss me off
NetCritter: id be pissed
DncingStck: I'm trully pissed!
DncingStck: I don't think firewalls can stop banners though
NetCritter: you can set prefs for content
DncingStck: we got our banners from Wasatchsun
NetCritter: that wasn't in a frame either
NetCritter: Hey, Mike got the banners too
DncingStck: Damn that confuses me!
DncingStck: Goddamnit!
NetCritter: oh well, maybe someone made a mistake and they'll clear it up
DncingStck: Hey I really like the photos page, especially that pic of Butthead!
NetCritter: where? on my site?
DncingStck: I actually got a mail from a wrong e-mail account too!
DncingStck: Yeah!
NetCritter: really?
DncingStck: Yeah it was sent to Suncloud.net
DncingStck: Fucking wierd huh
NetCritter: happens
NetCritter: i get stuff sent to chris but at a totally different domain
DncingStck: Not even suncloud71, or Suncloudmusic.com or sCM.net
DncingStck:
suncloud.net....... weird shit
NetCritter: maybe their email is dead so it's defaulting or something
DncingStck: Might, but now what the fuck do I do about that Banner? Talk to Doc?
NetCritter: i dont think he can do anything
DncingStck: Well this really fucking pisses me off then!
NetCritter: Mike said he got a banner with a schlong on it and the simpsons one, so they're both being rotated
DncingStck: Well I'm going to go now!
NetCritter: ok
NetCritter: oh btw
NetCritter: S U C K E R : P
DncingStck: Doofus heaD!
NetCritter: Dork
DncingStck: Bunghole
NetCritter: Fudgepacker
DncingStck: assmunch
NetCritter: Rimlicker
DncingStck: crusty chewer!
DncingStck: uhhhh
DncingStck: Please I need to eat lunch now!!! Barf
NetCritter: Glass plate boy
DncingStck: Stache licker
NetCritter: ::slurp::
NetCritter: gerbil killer
DncingStck: igggg
DncingStck: Bottlebender
DncingStck: Was that a MGD or a bud you'd like with that?
NetCritter: Mmmm, I want a QUART of Bud plz
DncingStck: I'm not going there!
DncingStck: I need to go help pop
NetCritter: you know you wanna drink
NetCritter: so get outta here already
DncingStck: He's putting in a new video card!
NetCritter: cool
DncingStck: With you holding it between your legs? hummm
DncingStck: a quart?
DncingStck: might slip out and hit me on the head though!
NetCritter: ummmmhummmm
DncingStck: Thanks for going to the show last week!!!! It was cool seeing you all there.
NetCritter: hey, it was fun
DncingStck: I'm glad you liked it!
DncingStck: Ok I'll catch ya on the flip side!!
DncingStck: laterz!
DncingStck: buttface!
NetCritter: ciao, ring around the mouth
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