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If you want to submit something to the site (moron, funny photo, funny story, link, banner - whatever!) just shoot me an
and I'll probably add it if it doesn't completely suck. If you're interested in being a regular contributor, I might even think about setting up an account so you can add your own shit.
If you want to submit a moron to the site, that's cool, but there are a few guidelines for doing so.
- Make sure it's a TRUE moron.
- Try not to be the moron, cause we'll all just be laughing at you instead. But then that could be OK. ;-)
- Don't expect me to put up everything that's submitted.
- Don't go out and IM people just for the sake of submitting a moron. That makes you an idiot and there are enough of those already.
- Don't be a bigot. No harassing people due to their race, religion or sexual orientation. That just isn't cool. If they harass you first, that's another story.
- Don't pester me if I don't get the moron posted right away. It takes a while for me to get around to updating this site.
- Me, myself, and I have final say as to what content is placed on the site. If I find reason not to post your submission, for whatever reason, no whining!
- Do not IM or e-mail me regarding whether or not your moron will be posted. Check the site for updates to find out.
- I might create a login for you to submit your own morons, after you prove you're not a spammer or an asshole.
OK, now here's an example of what NOT to do. I'll point out the flaws as we go along. Pay close attention!
(No, I didn't make this up, this was an actual submission for the morons page.)
RowdyBowdy: how are you sweetie?
Rhonda25: fine and yoiu
Rhonda25: who are you
RowdyBowdy: fine
RowdyBowdy: bo....we haven't met
RowdyBowdy: age?
Rhonda25: 26
RowdyBowdy: what do u look like?
Rhonda25: red hair green eyes
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Rhonda25: want a pic
Rhonda25: I have a face pic
RowdyBowdy: sure......do u have a hot curvy body? |
OK, so she offers him a pic, a face pic, how else does she expect him to reply? |
Rhonda25: shaking head
Rhonda25: look.. I don't need this
Rhonda25: I dont' know who you are
Rhonda25: and I am not gonna play this little game of yours |
She's playing his game as soon as she replies to his "sweetie comment and offers to send her pic. |
RowdyBowdy: so u aren't horny?
Rhonda25: you have my pic
Rhonda25: if you can't talk to me in a decent manor... Don't talk to me
Rhonda25: you are a pervert aren't ya |
If he's being so disrespectful, why did she continue to send her pic? He asked her about her curves before she sent it. DUH! |
| Rhonda25: I would sugest that you leave me alone or I will publicize your name on my web page.... NetCritter's Morons |
BIG mistake here! You don't take credit for MY page! It's called "Plagiarism". See below for an explanation you moron. |
RowdyBowdy: i am leaving you alone......i am sorry
Rhonda25: thanks ... you relize you messed with the wrong girl huh
Rhonda25: be have your self young man |
Yeah, I definitely think she's the moron here. |
If you want to submit a moron, then it to me and try to get a pic, too! If you want your name changed, that's not a problem, just make sure to tell me.
*Plagiarism:
- to steal and pass off (the ideas or words of another) as one's own
- use (a created production) without crediting the source
- to commit literary theft
- present as new and original an idea or product derived from an existing source
-- pla*gia*riz*er (noun) |
